Vamps (1995)

One of the films isn't even about Vampires!
Whoever compiled these two films together obviously was fooled by the term 'vamp' (as was I, the poor [person] who bought this DVD).

That's right!

The first film is a highly edited film, orginally a hard-core porno, but presented here at only an hour long with all the porn bits scaled down so you don't actually see XXX stuff.

It was originally made in a Spanish-speaking country. The makers have seen fit to put in their own subtitles, which causes the only hilarity in the entire film.

The second film is simply a collection of women dressing & undressing in underwear... ! Take the first scene, a woman spends 10 minutes soaping herself in the shower, before spending another ten minutes in the bedroom oiling herself. That is it! There's no dialogue from her.

The film then moves to a short, busty woman (all the women have pumped up boobs), who dresses, then undresses into various types of underwear.

The rest of the film is like this!

This film is probably the greatest let down in vampire-film going history!